One of my favorite movies. Zombie Strippers. FUCK YEAH.
Two of my favorite things. Zombies. And strippers. Doesn’t get better than that, does it? <3
Strippers are people,too. We do not get paid a salary. We make tips alone, and also have stage fees, and have to tip our bartenders, djs, and bouncers. It is not ok for you to touch a stripper, especially while she is on stage, or giving you a private dance. We will not go home with you, and we will not give you 'special treatment' in private dances. (Well, the majority of us won't. There are those few nasty hoes...) Also, if you don't have the money to tip the girls, if you haven't already been there for at least a half hour, and are trying to sober up, then get the fuck out of the club. In fact, don't even walk in the door. We aren't there for your entertainment. We have bills to pay.