Strippers are not there for your entertainment.

I've been grumpy recently guys. Sorry I'm ignoring this blog so much. T_T"

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:14:20 -0400

(via love-bruises) -_______________-” The point of pasties...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 10:16:45 -0400

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-_______________-” The point of pasties is to actually cover your nipples.

bwintz: so tonight, we (me, ellie, my dad, my dad’s friend from...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:59:39 -0400

bwintz:

so tonight, we (me, ellie, my dad, my dad’s friend from the navy, and his wife) were sitting out on the deck, talking, drinking, whatever. none of that is really important, just know that we were outside in full view of the front door around eight tonight.

so the doorbell rings, and my first thought is that it’s my brother coming to say hi or grab a toy he forgot last time he was here or something. my dad gets up from the table and goes to answer the door, and when i hear the voice come from whoever—or whatever—it is that was ringing our doorbell, i realize that i was sadly mistaken.

i turn to ellie, “girl scout?” i say. it sounded like a small child, most likely a girl. we’re all looking at my dad, trying to find any hints in his mannerisms or body language, getting nothing because we weren’t really trying because we only half cared about who was at our house this late at night.

my dad went out of view for a few seconds, and came back laughing with some container in his hand. as he’s walking back up to the table he says to ellie, “remember that stripper that borrowed our phone? she brought us cookies!”

cue the “what the actual fuck?” from the table. well, no one actually said that, but his statement did warrant an explanation. he tossed the cookies onto the table and confirmed that yes, she is a stripper, because her note* smells like cheap vanilla body spray so of course she is.

apparently, a woman in a very revealing outfit with a “rash on her chin from her boobs rubbing up on it all the time” came to our house the other day, claiming that she’s “not crazy” but needed to use the phone because her boyfriend works right down the street at montclair mart and she wanted to visit him but didn’t know if he’d get in trouble if she did so she wanted to call him first to make sure it was okay.

my dad let her use the home phone, a favor she was truly grateful for and still “not crazy,” and she was on her way. ellie, being skeptical of the whole thing, googled the phone number stripper girl had called and found that it was in fact the number of montclair mart.

so now, here we are, six chocolate almond horn cookies richer and still confused as to what the stripper’s real profession is.

*the note says “from the crazy blond chick you let use your phone—thank you!”

D’awww…. That’s so sweet. <3

-coming from a crazy blond stripper chick- XD

Chase My Rabbit: Rant Begins...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:52:26 -0400

Chase My Rabbit: Rant Begins...:

I love that we have so many plans for our lives, we want to do so much yet don’t even get half of it done when it comes to the end. We either don’t have the means ($$) to get where we want to be or we’re just too damn lazy so we rather marry some rich old man and wait till he dies to get the means. While we have a sexy boy on the side (Ana Nicole Smith RIP, she truly takes the cake for that). However, there aren’t quite enough rich old men with heart problems to satisfy the growing population of ladies in the world are there now? So then some become strippers… which apparently now is completely acceptable in the 21st Century society (Guess we saw the light?). However, the only reason they become strippers is to meet one of those few men with large digits in their bank account, but most fail and just get stuck with an STD. Oh Well. As long as it’s not me what do I care?

Anywho, I want to get a bunny and name it Sparta but I just can’t stand the strong smell of their urine so I’ll just skip out on the pet thing for now.

I’m sorry. Where’d you get your information? And why’d you feel the need to trash talk strippers?

Is it because we most likely make more money than you do?

Why in the HELL would you think that all strippers are at the club so they can meet some old rich guy? I know married strippers. We’re there because we can’t get any other job, and it’s not bad pay anyway. Even with a masters degree, in Portland, you’re lucky if you can get a job flipping fucking burgers. Strippers have the easiest job to get into, and if you don’t like the place you’re at, you can easily go somewhere else.

And STDs? Why? Because we’re whores? Because we give blowjobs in lap dance booths? People like you are the reason I started this blog. Strippers are NOT prostitutes. And our worlds do NOT revolve around money. We’re average people. Just like yourself.

Just because you aren’t pleased with the way your life has turned out, doesn’t mean trash talking strippers is going to make it better. How ‘bout you actually go make some changes to your life, and maybe you won’t be so miserable. :/

Dr. Clear Heels: Strip Club Secrets

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:32:24 -0400

Dr. Clear Heels: Strip Club Secrets:

1) Don’t joke around about giving us a dollar when it’s time to tip. And don’t say “Hahahaha, how about you tip me?” We hear that a million times a night and it’s not funny.

2) Don’t ask me my real name or background. I’m going to lie to protect my safety and anonymity. Also, knowing the “real…

omg, this. <3

(via neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie) lmfao. (Just to point out though,...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:12:20 -0400

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lmfao.

(Just to point out though, fireman poles are made to be able to slide down easily. Stripper poles are made to stick to you skin. -____-” Yes, I know. I have a comment for everything. -giggle-)

thehungryhorntaill: I CANT EVEN. BRIDGET THE MIDGET Oh sure,...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:07:16 -0400

thehungryhorntaill:

I CANT EVEN. BRIDGET THE MIDGET

Oh sure, fire a cop because he goes to see a stripper, but let the cop who’s killed three innocent people keep his job. Portland police….. X(

(granted this wasn’t Portland, but still.)

(via hizumiface) K…. I’ve never seen these...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:03:57 -0400

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K…. I’ve never seen these before… I’m slacking a little. ^^” CUUUTE.

superconectado: Campeã de Pole Dance Será Candidata ao SenadoA...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:00:49 -0400

superconectado:

Campeã de Pole Dance Será Candidata ao Senado

A stripper e campeã de pole dance Zahra Stardust (nome de batismo Marianne Leishman) será candidata ao senado na Austrália, divulgou o The Sun. Saiba mais.

You know, out of all the pole tricks I do, this is the only one I’ve never been able to do. :/ It eludes me, and I feel like I’ll never be able to progress untill I can figure it out.

escapeliving: She’ll eat you for free. ;D One of my favorite...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:56:13 -0400

escapeliving:

She’ll eat you for free. ;D

One of my favorite movies. Zombie Strippers. FUCK YEAH.

Two of my favorite things. Zombies. And strippers. Doesn’t get better than that, does it? <3

Need I Say More

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:50:54 -0400

fuckyeahletsgoshopping:

Miley Cyrus on a Stripper Pole in booty shorts and “Miley’s Ice Cream”… yeah or VAGINA. Did I mention this was at the Teen Choice awards which is like 15 and under?

Yes, I am a stripper, and I am very familiar with such poles, but this is horrible. Yes, Miley herself is old enough to be a stripper. And yes, stripping is actually quite fun. But even as a stripper, I am so riddiculously appaled by this. And people wonder why today’s youth is so over-sexed. Maybe you should stop blaming the kids and take a look at their role models. If I were a parent, after seeing this, I would no longer allow my kid to even watch ”Hannah Montanna”, and I would probably write Disney lenghty letter asking them how they can sponsor something like this. I’m surprised that she didn’t loose her contract for this.

Secret woman deposed in Tamara Greene case

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:43:16 -0400

kingkwame:

Looks like another one of many surprises (witnesses?) in the case of Kwame stopping the case of Tamara Greene (Strawberry, the stripper who was found dead after Kwame’s famed Manoogian party, which he claims never happened). As they say… Shit is goin’ down.

Story on MLive.com »

Deposition set for unnamed woman in Tamara ‘Strawberry’ Greene suit

Published: Saturday, August 14, 2010, 1:00 PM
Updated: Saturday, August 14, 2010, 1:40 PM
The Associated Press

An attorney representing the family of a slain Detroit stripper will depose an unnamed woman as part of a civil lawsuit against the city and ex-Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.

The Detroit News reports the woman is to testify Saturday. Her identity has been sealed. Her testimony also will be sealed in federal court in Detroit.

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This is really sad. It’s also the reason why when you ask a stipper, ‘hey, we’re having an after party, wanna go with?’ that we don’t go. It’s dangerous. You don’t know who’s going to be there, or not. You don’t know what’s going to happen. In this case, poor Stawberry ended up dead.

edibletoiletpaper: OMG LOL India’s version of pole...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:38:39 -0400

edibletoiletpaper:

OMG LOL

India’s version of pole dancing. Incredible stuff. <3

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Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:30:04 -0400

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So what are you doing now, if you don't mind me asking?

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:44:38 -0400

I’m still dancing. :3

I needed a break for a while, because I was having one of those…. Months were I just felt numb, but that’s over, so I’m back full force. :D

I’m working at the Viewpoint, now.

Fuck Yeah, Gender Studies!: Fuck. No. Numbersandlife.

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:41:02 -0400

Fuck Yeah, Gender Studies!: Fuck. No. Numbersandlife.:

fuckyeahgenderstudies:

imstillalady:

ohnomysweet:

Aaaargh! I HATE numbersandlife. Her blog is like a slut-shaming festival.

”I also don’t think that acting in a suggestive manner and then getting raped gives you the right to demand for sympathy. You acted that way, a male subject will only react instinctively. Basically stay out of trouble”
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Let’s think for a moment about this shall we?

A stripper, who, arguably, rents out her body for the sexual enjoyment of the club’s patrons is raped. By your logic because she made herself “available” sexually she is in no position to complain about her assault.

But where’s the logic in that? This woman is not selling sex, and even if she was selling sex it does not mean that she is giving sex in the same way that someone who sells candy is not giving candy. Would you say that someone who sells candy is in no position to cry foul when his or her candy is stolen?

A stripper, or a sex worker, or anyone who dresses “provocatively” is not giving their body away. They are not saying “I’m an in various stages of undress, do what you want with me.” Even if a woman dresses or behaves in a way that deliberately expresses her intentions are to engage in sex it does not mean that she does not have a right to pick and choose who it is she wants sex from. It does not mean that the rights to her body, which everyone has, are nullified because she let’s her bra strap show or is wearing nothing at all. It also does not mean that someone who’s job it is to simulate or perform the act of sex wants sex at all times, from anyone.

While I’m at it, let me add that a woman who is in a relationship with a man has no sexual obligation to him whatsoever. A woman who sells her sex to someone a thousand times over has no sexual obligation to him what so ever. A woman who wears a half shirt that says “SLUT”, a micro-skirt, platform heels and a fucking bejewelled vagina has no sexual obligation to perform the actions which her attire suggests she performs.

To suggest the contrary to anything that I have stated is the worst kind of sexism I could possibly imagine. You are implying that it is possible for women to dehumanize themselves because of an action or type of clothing. That not only they deserve one of the worst possible violations of bodily right but that the outcome of a woman partaking in a certain activity or dressing a particular way should be rape. You are a vile, ignorant, sorry excuse for a human being.

I am just a tad offended by this post. While yes, I agree with EVERYTHING you stated about the subject of the post, but, I felt a violent overwhelming need to point out that strippers do not sell sex.We sell the ideals of sex, but a guy ask to fuck me, and I’ll laugh at him. A guy ask for a blow job and I’ll give him a soul crushing glare. Touch me? And I’ll kick you with my 10 inch solid platform boots. No shit, I’ve litterally fractured a guys hand for that before. That is actually one of my fondest memories of dancing.

I completely understand the point you were making, and again, I agree, but it sounded as if you were making it look like strippers are prostitutes. So let me put it like this. Strippers are dancers. Not prostitutes. That’s the difference. Dancers, again, sell the ideal of sex, not the act itself. Prostitutes sell sex. And you may not have meant it like that, but I just wanted it to be clearly spelled out as to the difference.

They didn’t say strippers sell sex:
”But where’s the logic in that? This woman is not selling sex, and even if she was selling sex it does not mean that she is giving sex in the same way that someone who sells candy is not giving candy. Would you say that someone who sells candy is in no position to cry foul when his or her candy is stolen?

A stripper, or a sex worker, or anyone who dresses “provocatively” is not giving their body away. They are not saying “I’m an in various stages of undress, do what you want with me.” “

I understand that, but to the uneducated, it could be misconstrued.

“A stripper, who, arguably, rents out her body for the sexual enjoyment of the club’s patrons is raped.”

This, can be misinterpreted has selling her body. Not ‘renting out’ in the manner of, “I’m on stage, naked, being sexy for you.”

“It also does not mean that someone who’s job it is to simulate or perform the act of sex wants sex at all times, from anyone.”

This, while yes “simulating” is what we do, but throughout the whole thing, they did not make mention of the difference in prostitution and stripping. While this has nothing to do with what they were talking about, this is the entire subject of my blog. To educate the general public that strippers are not prostitutes. Therefore, I just wanted to point that out. The fact that they made mention in this manner, and didn’t make mention of the word ‘prostitute’ at all, is irk-some for me.

Why should women visit a strip club?

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:29:27 -0400

If you’re bisexual/pansexual, why wouldn’t you go?

Bachellorette parties are actually waaaaay fun at the tittie bar. :3 There’s booze, beautiful women, you know the shpeel. You can guy bash. Etc., etc… It just an all around fun environment.

ALSO, I’d say the main reason I’ve seen girls come in, is to go with their significant other, to get all worked up, and then go have sex afterwards. It’s better than porn. ;3

However, just because you’re a woman, doesn’t mean you don’t have to tip. This is my job. I don’t come into say starbucks, and expect a free drink. Tips are appreciated, and don’t sit at the rack unless you’re tipping.

How does being a stripper effect your social/love life?

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:24:54 -0400

This…. Yeah. >.>” -avoid, avoid, avoid-

Well, it’s definitely an very dominate part of the job. I’ll explain to you my personal experience.

For the most part, it doesn’t really. But… There will be a month… say every six months that it just really fucks with me. For one, my social life… HA. I don’t HAVE a social life. All the people I would normally hang out with, are busy or sleeping during the time that I have off. I hang out with my neighbor and best friend, and roommates, and my animals. As far as my love life, when I have the ‘stripper crisis’, I won’t want to have sex at all, or try to be sexy, or make you breakfast, or pretty much anything. I need to be babied, I need you to take over my chores… It’s pretty much a massive depression. Last time, I couldn’t even kiss my boyfriend at the time without being incredibly uncomfortable. It takes a very patient, and loving man to have a successful relationship with a stripper.

(Actually, my leave of absence was because of one of these ‘stripper crisis’s.)

Favorite songs to dance to?

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:16:00 -0400

Rammstein:

Engel
Sehnsucht
Fruer Frei
Ich tu Der Wei
Pussy

CombiChrist:

Get Your Body Beat
Today I Woke to a Rain of Blood
Blut Royale
Lying Sack of Shit

Random:

100%- Angelspit
Fette’s Vette- MC Chris
Hoodie Ninja- MC Chris
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots- The Flaming Lips
Scream of the Butterfly- Acid Bath
Labirynth- Oomph!
Sandmann- Oomph!
Cocaine- Noisuf-X
Fly Me to the Moon- Brenda Lee
Let’s Do It- Joan Jett
She Wolf- Shakira (guilty pleasure of mine)
Circus Fish- Vermillion Lies
Circus Appocalypse-Vermillion Lies
Moritat- Das Ich
Down with the Sickness- Richard Cheese cover
Je Cherche un Homme- Eartha Kitt
Besame Mucho- Diana Krall
Bongo Bong- Manu Chao
Me Gusta Tu- Manu Chao
The Killing Game- Skinny Puppy
Worlock- Skinny Puppy
Blitzkreig- Deathstars
White Wedding- Deathstars
Play God- Death Stars
Cyanide- Death Stars

>.>” That’s just some…. My DJ plays some songs that I really like, that I don’t even know who they’re by. You know… Random industrial musics.

But you come to see me, and two things you’re sure to hear me dance to are CombiChrist and Rammstein. :3

EDIT: and obviously…. I don’t really dance to ‘normal’ stripper songs. Then again, I have a mohawk. I like being different.

Wherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??????????

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 06:59:04 -0400

-________-” Sorry.

I had one of those months that just fucked with your head, and didn’t want to think about being a stripper.

BUT, I’m back in full swing now. Prepare for a onslaught of feminism. ^^